The IT guy at work thinks I'm crazy.
I may or may not have been bored at work and googling everything I can think of and somehow got some viruses on the computer. Maybe. They fire people for "inappropriate computer usage" and I was freaking out. I call IT and the guy solves it. I'm so relieved and grateful I start blabbing at high speed. I said something like "Thankyou so much you're my favorite person ever I feel like I should send you a fruit basket I'm going to send you an Edible Arrangements like the one on the commercials that are on all the time with the carved and chocolate covered fruit!"
He said "have a nice day."
I love making people uncomfortable.